Bleed For A Living [Danny Havoc]

"U H Dub" refers to UHW, the backyard wrestling federation Danny used to be a part of. His character was named "GOD!" and one of their championships was a big straw hat filled with non-dairy coffee creamer!
(sample: "If I don't fix this belt, this show's not gonna go well!")

Takin' big bumps on barbed wire boards.
Made it to the finals of Brink of Death 4.
TOD champ, saw the video, man!
First round, took down Randy the Ram.

Round two, made it past Greg Excellent
and Pinkie Sanchez, fans bring the weapons.
Him and Nick Gage made it to the third stage
No Rope, Barbed Wire death match; glass panes.

Two Hundred Light Tube horror.
Glass shower; General Order 24.
Bleed for a Living, continue sinning;
always in tournaments, always winning.

Which Japanese deathmatch haircut will
he wear when you see him next?
Will it be the Onita? Blonde mohawk?
I think the afro's the best.

Deathmatch wrestling, ya parents can't stand it
Who's the top name? Danny Havoc.
Brings to the ring a barbed-wire bat and
anything else that inflicts damage.
CZW UVU Champ. Total
Havoc, wrestled Thumbtack Jack
UHW, GOD! was his gimmick.
Put creamer in a big straw hat.

Deathmatch wrestling, ya parents can't stand it
Who's the top name? Danny Havoc.
Brings to the ring a barbed-wire bat and
anything else that inflicts damage.
Main event, Cage of Death 11
fell from a scaffold with Sami Callahan.
TOD 7, raised his hands in
victory. Won the trophy.

(sample: "But mostly what happened was I got
kicked a lot and crushed in barbed wire!")

See him on Smart Mark Video. Took on
Ryuji Ito in the semi-finals.
Death From Below. Barbed wire trampoline!
Suplex, scream. Flesh shredding.

Couldn't believe how much he bled when he
wrestled Callihan at Down With The Sickness.
Bled buckets all over the Arena. In
MMA, they would have stopped the beat down.

But deathmatch wrestling is a mad sport.
Strictly for the hardcore. Tomorrow you're sore.
Bruised up for the next week and a half.
Barely recover for the the next match.

Yes, I'm hooked. I only watch good wrestling.
Like most of the stuff on the indies.
My favorite style is the garbage shit.
And in my top 3 is Daniel Tiberius.

Deathmatch wrestling, ya parents can't stand it
Who's the top name? Danny Havoc.
Brings to the ring a barbed-wire bat and
anything else that inflicts damage.
CZW UVU Champ. Total
Havoc, wrestled Thumbtack Jack
UHW, GOD! was his gimmick.
Put creamer in a big straw hat.

Deathmatch wrestling, ya parents can't stand it
Who's the top name? Danny Havoc.
Brings to the ring a barbed-wire bat and
anything else that inflicts damage.
Main event, Cage of Death 11
fell from a scaffold with Sami Callahan.
TOD 7, raised his hands in
victory. Won the trophy.

(sample: "Well, I came here...intending to prove that I'm not just the...flavor of the month in deathmatches and..show that I can hang with the best, and...I got in there with the best, and I...I didn't so much hang...uh...I had this...I had this lofty idea that I was gonna go into this match and, uh..and he's the Deathmatch Dragon, I was gonna like...gonna go all slay crazy...fuckin' slay that dragon, it was gonna be like all Reign of Fire style n' shit, Matthew McConaughey was gonna have a tank, man. The shit was gonna blow up, it was gonna be awesome.")

Deathmatch wrestling, ya parents can't stand it
Who's the top name? Danny Havoc.
Brings to the ring a barbed-wire bat and
anything else that inflicts damage.
CZW UVU Champ. Total
Havoc, wrestled Thumbtack Jack
UHW, GOD! was his gimmick.
Put creamer in a big straw hat.

Deathmatch wrestling, ya parents can't stand it
Who's the top name? Danny Havoc.
Brings to the ring a barbed-wire bat and
anything else that inflicts damage.
Main event, Cage of Death 11
fell from a scaffold with Sami Callahan.
TOD 7, raised his hands in
victory. Won the trophy.


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